Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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