If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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