I want to have your abortion
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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