yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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