I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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