Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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