i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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