I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
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I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
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Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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