We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
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