On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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