it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
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You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
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Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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