is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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