i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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