You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
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his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
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If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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