I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
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I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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