Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
she looked like the before picture.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
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You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
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Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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