Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
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maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
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No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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