What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
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Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
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Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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