there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Too much gin, very little bucket
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you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
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He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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