You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
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Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
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Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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