am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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