either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Randomize
