just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
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Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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