My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Are we in a gay sports bar?
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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