i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
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he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
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I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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