We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
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I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
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His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
my nose is crying tears of wow.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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