D3 body, D1 cock
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
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I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
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You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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