i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Church boner. Awkwardddd
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Randomize
