We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
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It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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