i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
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