Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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