i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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