Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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