I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
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He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
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HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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