Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
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