i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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