party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
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i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
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New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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