The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
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Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
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I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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