Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
you made out with another girl for some wings
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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