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There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
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my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
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Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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