do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
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tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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