I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Someone signed my nipple.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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