Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
It's the American dream
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
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at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
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We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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