on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
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