his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
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he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
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I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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