Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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