butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I came so hard my ears popped.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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