Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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