Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
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I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
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Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
last night I used snow as a chaser
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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