your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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