dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
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She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
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The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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