Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
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I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
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I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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