Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
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I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
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the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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