Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
i think i just lost a toe
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