That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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