I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
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You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
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Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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