Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
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yay for curdled yeast infections
anal chocolate ice cream
am i really the first person to wonder what the stripper was doing with ice cream IN her vag in the first place? does she walk around like that just in case or was it a special occasion??
Is there a way I can unread this thread? I'll continue to read to find out the answer.
actually 3:13 this text really wasn't funny at all.
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CALL HIM AND TELL HIM WHAT A FUCKING DOUCHEBAG HE IS
dont know what you guy are talking about, that's the best way to eat ice cream!
Isn't getting sugary stuff in on or near your vag bad because it causes infections?
hey boys i can take about 8 cocks in my mouth another 6 in my vagina. seen anyone more talented? i dont think so
Doesn't that make you wonder why you still hang out with him?
And 3:02, NO ONE FUCKING CARES. Learn how to spell first.
that has to hurt
It's like holding ice cubes to your crotch. Not that I've ever tried it, but it's not exactly pleasant.
Love the Hangover drop!! Awesome!!!
wow.. ice cream out of a strippers vag? BAD idea lol
Have fun with the chlamydia!
kinda reminds me of pineapple express
Nazi land is awesome. You can camp there if you want to stay the night.
I hope it wasn't strawberry!
Where can I eat ice cream
the Holocaust never happened. it was created by the government to keep us in line and scare our children
hahahahahahaahhahaha holy shit 341 #1, that is awful....and people, he might be proud of it
never thought i'd be on a boat, its a big blue watery road. poseidon look at me
"go back to nazi land you nazi freaks"
....Oh, 3:19. You are in desperate need of a life.
fuck everyone who thinks their opinion matters
great fuckin line drop 430, hangover
I don't see how Nazis and all the killing is humorous to all you assholes
i am not sure what kind of strippers you all are going to see but the ones i know are high class and squeeky clean. i would not hesitate to eat ice cream off one of their monkey bumps.
435, the jokes supposed to be a VW not a honda. ya know. cause the germans make them.
Heck, at least it wasn't frozen YOGURT!
neopolitan...steer clear of the double fudge brownie
what flavor of stripper/ice cream? This makes all the differenc in the world.
3:39 is a stripper, or his mom/girl friend is
I shoot jelly beans out of mine
id like a scoop of herpes with chocolate jimmies.
11:28- why do you have to be a bitch??? put someones number on a web site so random people could call him??? really???
the site should have like and dislike options
i'm flippin burgers you at kinko's straight flippin copies..
pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven, thats the difference betwen jews and pizza
haven't we all been there before?
Pineapple Express: "You wanted to eat that lollipop out of the hooker's snatch, you wanted to do it!" / "Yeah, and what'd you do? Ate a box of Nerds out of her butthole!!!"
this isn't a tfln, its just a regular text.
that makes him a pimp and you dumb
as long as it is bacon flavoured ice cream he wins
I didn't know they gave rings out in the holocaust
I'm on a dolphin doin flips n shit
4:23, cheer the fuck up. The world is a big, shitty place, and you can really only do one of two things. You can cry at it, and then you'll never stop, or you can take things less seriously and crack jokes to alleviate the utter crushing pointlessness of it all.
this site's system should disallow shit heads' posts containing the letters f i r s t
holy shit that's hilarious. Get your buddies drunk in vegas.
4:40 - you sound like my kind of person
3:10 is awesome, lay off. he's just expressing himself. freedom of speech bitches. go back to nazi land you nazi freaks
She's a stripper, 9:10. I bet there have been many, many, objects in her vagina.
you would eat ice cream out of a strippers vagina? eww. all strippers are trashy hoes
So the 'he' in said texts wins x 2? I don't get it.
FUCK THIS UNKNOWN ERROR BULLSHIT
Haha 3:19 (2) so people who disagree with 3:10 (2) are Nazis? Fuck you.
Nazi land...the trains there are always so crowded and a bunch of big holes are being dug...I wonder if they are putting in new rides?
It's usually whipped cream.
You should remind him of it too, that'd shut him up real fast.
landing on the moon and dinos
Ha ha, vagilla ice cream.
Yes 3:10 (2) we realize that this site has deviated from "Texts from last night" to "Funny texts that I happened to send or receive". However, it is still funny so STFU
this aint sea world, this as real as it gets!
that makes you feel better?
nazi land is ok, but the showers smell like death and the food sucks
4:23 not if you're hygienic
try it it's fun
PINEAPPLE EXPRESS! Ahh I trying to remember where I heard someting like this before. Thanks 4:38 #2.
those aren't bunny tracks................there herps scabs!
At first it sounds awesome, but then u realize that he's gone to where a lot of other people have been too . =P -----> o_0 yuck
"nazi Land" is that an amusement park???
3:02 you ate ice cream out of a stripper's asshole
How many jews can fit in a Honda civic? Maybe 4-5 in the seats and then an extra fifty in the ash tray.
Nazi land = Auschwitz (but with a smile)
maybe 3:39 is a she...or maybe they were just making a joke. anyone ever heard of sarcasm?
i've never had a herpes sundae. how did he like it?
3.19 from a song
Belsen is a gas , so the people say, round up all the jews and take them all away, life is so much fun, wish you were here, write it on a ostcard and write it clear....stfu about nazi land you dozy twunt
I thank the jews for being able to finance movies and tv shows....they own hollywood and it scares the shit out of me
5:00 - what has been seen cannot be unseen. sorry.
ben and jerry's ...here is your chance for a new one....pussalicious
2:19 your a dumbass, have you ever heard of sarcasm.
i hope the copy and paste people die, slowly