Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
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anal chocolate ice cream
yay for curdled yeast infections
am i really the first person to wonder what the stripper was doing with ice cream IN her vag in the first place? does she walk around like that just in case or was it a special occasion??
Is there a way I can unread this thread? I'll continue to read to find out the answer.
actually 3:13 this text really wasn't funny at all.
hey boys i can take about 8 cocks in my mouth another 6 in my vagina. seen anyone more talented? i dont think so
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CALL HIM AND TELL HIM WHAT A FUCKING DOUCHEBAG HE IS
Isn't getting sugary stuff in on or near your vag bad because it causes infections?
dont know what you guy are talking about, that's the best way to eat ice cream!
wow.. ice cream out of a strippers vag? BAD idea lol
Doesn't that make you wonder why you still hang out with him?
And 3:02, NO ONE FUCKING CARES. Learn how to spell first.
that has to hurt
It's like holding ice cubes to your crotch. Not that I've ever tried it, but it's not exactly pleasant.
Have fun with the chlamydia!
Nazi land is awesome. You can camp there if you want to stay the night.
kinda reminds me of pineapple express
Love the Hangover drop!! Awesome!!!
Where can I eat ice cream
great fuckin line drop 430, hangover
I hope it wasn't strawberry!
the Holocaust never happened. it was created by the government to keep us in line and scare our children
hahahahahahaahhahaha holy shit 341 #1, that is awful....and people, he might be proud of it
never thought i'd be on a boat, its a big blue watery road. poseidon look at me
neopolitan...steer clear of the double fudge brownie
I don't see how Nazis and all the killing is humorous to all you assholes
"go back to nazi land you nazi freaks"
....Oh, 3:19. You are in desperate need of a life.
11:28- why do you have to be a bitch??? put someones number on a web site so random people could call him??? really???
pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven, thats the difference betwen jews and pizza
I shoot jelly beans out of mine
Heck, at least it wasn't frozen YOGURT!
i am not sure what kind of strippers you all are going to see but the ones i know are high class and squeeky clean. i would not hesitate to eat ice cream off one of their monkey bumps.
fuck everyone who thinks their opinion matters
the site should have like and dislike options
id like a scoop of herpes with chocolate jimmies.
4:23, cheer the fuck up. The world is a big, shitty place, and you can really only do one of two things. You can cry at it, and then you'll never stop, or you can take things less seriously and crack jokes to alleviate the utter crushing pointlessness of it all.
3:10 is awesome, lay off. he's just expressing himself. freedom of speech bitches. go back to nazi land you nazi freaks
this isn't a tfln, its just a regular text.
435, the jokes supposed to be a VW not a honda. ya know. cause the germans make them.
4:40 - you sound like my kind of person
I'm on a dolphin doin flips n shit
Pineapple Express: "You wanted to eat that lollipop out of the hooker's snatch, you wanted to do it!" / "Yeah, and what'd you do? Ate a box of Nerds out of her butthole!!!"
3:39 is a stripper, or his mom/girl friend is
holy shit that's hilarious. Get your buddies drunk in vegas.
FUCK THIS UNKNOWN ERROR BULLSHIT
that makes him a pimp and you dumb
this site's system should disallow shit heads' posts containing the letters f i r s t
as long as it is bacon flavoured ice cream he wins
haven't we all been there before?
I didn't know they gave rings out in the holocaust
what flavor of stripper/ice cream? This makes all the differenc in the world.
Haha 3:19 (2) so people who disagree with 3:10 (2) are Nazis? Fuck you.
She's a stripper, 9:10. I bet there have been many, many, objects in her vagina.
you would eat ice cream out of a strippers vagina? eww. all strippers are trashy hoes
i'm flippin burgers you at kinko's straight flippin copies..
You should remind him of it too, that'd shut him up real fast.
landing on the moon and dinos
It's usually whipped cream.
So the 'he' in said texts wins x 2? I don't get it.
that makes you feel better?
4:23 not if you're hygienic
try it it's fun
Nazi land...the trains there are always so crowded and a bunch of big holes are being dug...I wonder if they are putting in new rides?
Yes 3:10 (2) we realize that this site has deviated from "Texts from last night" to "Funny texts that I happened to send or receive". However, it is still funny so STFU
At first it sounds awesome, but then u realize that he's gone to where a lot of other people have been too . =P -----> o_0 yuck
How many jews can fit in a Honda civic? Maybe 4-5 in the seats and then an extra fifty in the ash tray.
Ha ha, vagilla ice cream.
nazi land is ok, but the showers smell like death and the food sucks
3.19 from a song
Belsen is a gas , so the people say, round up all the jews and take them all away, life is so much fun, wish you were here, write it on a ostcard and write it clear....stfu about nazi land you dozy twunt
maybe 3:39 is a she...or maybe they were just making a joke. anyone ever heard of sarcasm?
"nazi Land" is that an amusement park???
this aint sea world, this as real as it gets!
3:02 you ate ice cream out of a stripper's asshole
I thank the jews for being able to finance movies and tv shows....they own hollywood and it scares the shit out of me
PINEAPPLE EXPRESS! Ahh I trying to remember where I heard someting like this before. Thanks 4:38 #2.
Nazi land = Auschwitz (but with a smile)
5:00 - what has been seen cannot be unseen. sorry.
those aren't bunny tracks................there herps scabs!
ben and jerry's ...here is your chance for a new one....pussalicious
i've never had a herpes sundae. how did he like it?
i hope the copy and paste people die, slowly
2:19 your a dumbass, have you ever heard of sarcasm.