Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
ugly people sure do ruin things
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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