The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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